Thursday, September 17

10 Reasons To Have Sex (With My Boyfriend) - No pun intended.

Today while eating I found out that I ran out of mineral water. Drats. So I grabbed my cellphone and wallet, and gingerly got up from my seat which I have been warming for the past hour. I have to go to the kiosk downstairs to buy one. As I got down the stairs, I saw there were a few peculiar paper pamphlets lying curiously on the windowsill. A closer look got me shocked:




10 Reasons To Have Sex (With My Boyfriend)
I'm Afraid I'll Lose Him...I Can't Bear That


Whoa. SHOCKING. Now sex is so openly publicized? Why I did not know about it?
Then I quickly grabbed both of the pamphlets and immediately ran to the lift. I'll read them on the way.

Written inside were the ultimate 10 reasons to have sex (with my boyfriend) - no pun intended LOL. 


1. Besides, everyone's doing it.
2. I enjoy sex.
3. I like that it gives me control.
4. Sex makes me feel loved and attractive.
5. I'm in love. He's the only one for me.
6. It brings us close together.
7. We've dated a long time. It's the next step.
8a. He will break up with me if I don't - he says if "I Love Him" I'll do it.
8b. He cannot control himself, he was made that way and must have sex - it's either me or someone else.
9. I owe it to him.
10. It's not that big a deal.


O-okay. Right. Whoever wrote this must be freaking disturbed. Hey - there were 11 reasons altogether! Number 8 is a repeat! 
Main tipu. Cakap tadi ada 10. But seriously - are these real reasons?


Well, if I were to rephrase these "reasons" to a personal perspective:


1. Doesn't mean I am doing it because Besides, everyone's doing it.
2. I enjoy sex better if I get an orgasm.
3. I like that it gives makes me lose control.
4. Sex makes me feel loved and attractive. tired and a dirttttttty.
5. I'm in love. He's the only one for me - for now. Dunno bout later though.
6. It brings us lose together into one another.
7. No matter whether if We've dated a long time or not. It's almost always the first, if not the next step. 
8a. He will not break up with me if I don't - he says if "I Love Him" I'll do it eventually.
8b. He cannot control himself, he was made that way and must have sex - it's either has to be me or and  someone nobody else.
9. I want to do owe to him .
10. It's not that big a deal - hello, you are stark naked for God's sake!


Ooh - I'M BAD. no, WICKED!


But as I read further, the pamphlet is all about NOT DOING sex (with your boyfriend - p/s: i like the bracket concept, it is like somehow pointing towards something *wink* LOL.) before marriage.


Ohh...that is why. Only now I know better loh. Takpelah....

Saturday, September 12

1Malaysia: Good Slogan + Lame Execution = Bad Impression?

I guess everyone who considers him/herself a Malaysian should now be more than familiar with this revolutionary phrase:

1Malaysia
Pencapaian Diutamakan, Rakyat Didahulukan.

Which translates into "One Malaysia. People first. Performance now."

Well, and I am sure that everyone who considers him/herself a Malaysian should ALSO know that it brings up mixed reactions: 

Mr. A: I sapot lah the government if like this. Hidup 1Malaysia.
Mrs. B: Very pretentiouslah this slogan. I tak nak lah.
Miss C: Wei, like this kenot wor...must support government de.
Mr.D : Ei kawan, what is this lah? Aiyoo...where got 1Malaysia? Always will berat sebelah one...
Mr. E: No bah. The kerajaan will tolong all the rakyat bah kan? Then we all aramai iti lah!
Miss F: Nadailah...bulak nyak government!

But I am not surprised that something that was meant purely for good intentions could escalate to something extreme such as:


Okay...this is a bit over lah. Scary. Some are a little bit funny:

Alamak...tiba-tiba Mongolia pulak. Now we are promoting Mongolia as well? 

Speaking of Mongolia...


Who could now forget the beautiful Altantuya Shaariibu? (And for those Russian-educated this is her name in Mongolian: Шаарийбуугийн Алтантуяа) Kesian her kena bom to pieces. She could have been a strong candidate to represent Mongolia to Miss Universe. Sad, so sad.

Thanks to the media, not only we got to know about the the girl who was literally non-existent before (I mean, no one knew about her at all before her death. Then suddenly she was all over the place, sometimes found even in the inside part of a nasi lemak newspaper packaging.) - but also about some other people , i.e.  a missing Indian man? an allegedly murdered chinese man? It's surprising that I know these people much more than I know my neighbour! I didn't even know my neighbour bought a new car! I'd have to agree one thing though - news travels fast.

Those were what the adults are saying. One question - have you ever thought of what the children has to say about 1Malaysia? A young artist has his/her own point of view.


And this is what the artist commented on his/her own picture: 

"This is a pic which I draw to enter my school's 'Hari Kebangsaan' competition. For your information, 'Hari Kebangsaan' is Malaysia's national day. Furthermore, the word '1 Malaysia' in the pic is my country's latest slogan. This competition is compulsary for all the students in my school."

Aww. So innocent. So cute. Poor thing the artist doesn't know anything that is happening in the country nowadays as it is not exactly as peaceful as depicted in the picture. Ignorance is bliss. Sigh.


So - what now? 1Malaysia? Personally I like the concept. It's catchy. It's urm, practical. And it's marketable! Don't believe me? Take a look at this Frenchman's own rendition of his understanding of 1Malaysia:




This is what I call rakyat didahulukan, pencapaian diutamakan. 
Why? This Frenchman opened the eatery to dahulukan food service to the rakyat, and at the same time he utamakan his financial pencapaian. 
Agree?


Whatever it is, it is up to everyone actually to decide what does 1Malaysia means. 
But I am sure that EVERYONE will surely agree if I tagged 1Malaysia as a GOOD SLOGAN but POORLY EXECUTED.


And for the record, I would like to say that the 1Malaysia concept are actually perfectly grasped by our sesame-street watching generation. Maybe we could learn a thing or two from them :)




Crossing my fingers to a better future for Malaysia.

Friday, September 11

Eating Me Alive


Recently I did something wrong.

Terribly wrong.

I knew it was wrong from the start.

But I couldn't help but to ignore my moral conscience and to just go forward.

Now the guilt settles in.

And it is eating me alive...


Eating Me Alive
Words and Music by Maksim Markusevich

My conscience tells me so,
But I refused to admit,
I didn't want to let go,
But it's eating away at me, bit by bit...

I thought I've made a promise,
But how could my heart chose to refuse,
Now I'm in such a big crisis,
I know I have to pay my dues...

Digging deep,
Deep down inside,
Whether I'm awake or asleep,
It's eating me up alive...
Deep, going deep,
The more I lied, the more I cried,
To myself I can no longer keep,
It hurts, it eats me alive...

They thought I had it easy,
But I was putting up a front,
And there's no one else to blame but me,
So it is me I need to confront...

It hurts...it hurts...it hurts...

It hurts as I could only whisper voiceless words,
And my cries go unheard...
I wish to You I surrendered,
Long ago before I was captured,
I hope it's not too late as I struggled then stumbled and stood but staggered,
In You I try to find peace and comfort...

Digging deep,
Deep down inside,
Whether I'm awake or asleep,
It's eating me up alive,
So so deep,
I tried, I cried, but I still lied,
To myself I can no longer keep,
It hurts, I'm living a lie,
It hurts, it's eating me up alive...

Thursday, September 10

Black Roses: Chapter II

Chapter II

“Milton, Milton! Hey, are you listening to me? Milton?”

That familiar voice startled Milton, snapped him back to reality.

“Oh, yes. I’m fine. Never been better,” replied a dumbfounded Milton as he ran his hands across his table, making a mess of the papers stacked on his table.

“What’s wrong, Mil? You’ve been so detached lately. Anything disturbing you? Sometimes I wonder what is going inside that head of yours,” said the familiar female voice. “One of these days, I’m going to knock some sense into you, Mil. Whatever it takes to make you stay focused. You are slowly losing it…”

“I’m fine Mag! Just that I’m a little bit occupied lately, that’s all…” Milton retaliated.

“Occupied? With what?”

Milton stared at the frowning woman looking at him. It was Magdalene. She is one of his best friends. She is his co-worker at the firm he is currently working in. They have known each other for 4 years since they both joined the firm at the same time. Magdalene knew everything about him, and Milton knew everything about her. Well, almost everything.

“Forget about it, Mil. Lets go out and have lunch; I’m not so in love with our local cafeteria – they serve the same food almost everyday!” Mag complained as she rummaged through her handbag for her cell phone.

“Why were you here again, Mag?” a confused Milton questioned her.

“Why? Well, isn’t it obvious? I’m bringing you out on a lunch date, silly!” Magdalene giggled, as she grabbed Milton’s arm and dragged him out from his comfy chair and led him straight out of his office.

“Where are we going?” said Milton, as he struggled to keep up the pace behind Magdalene.

“It’s a surprise, Mil. Just wait and see. I know you’re going to love it!” Mag replied confidently, with a cheeky grin, as they entered the lift.

“Okay, lead the way Miss Know-It-All! And you’re driving!” Milton exclaimed.

And with that, Magdalene whizzed through a crowd of people waiting in front of the lift as it opened on the ground floor, and a poor Milton had to bump into several people in Magdalene’s wake. Boy, this woman has some spunk! – Milton whispered to himself.

As soon as they reached the car park, Magdalene quickly opened the car, got into the car, started the engine, fastened her seat belt, and adjusted the mirrors – all in less than a minute.

“You coming?” Magdalene shouted from inside the car.

Without even answering, Milton immediately got in the car, and before he even closed the door – Magdalene was already reversing the car.

“What’s the big hurry? Geez, Mag! Tell me! You seem extremely excited – what’s going on?” Milton demanded an answer. The truth is, he was a bit surprised and scared to see Magdalene in such a peculiar mood.

“I’m so excited, no, too excited – but I can’t tell you just yet. It’ll spoil the mood! I promised not to tell you until we reach there.” answered a smiling Magdalene.

“Promised? To whom? What kind of surprises do you have up your sleeve this time, Mag? It’s not even my birthday yet, and it’s not April Fool either. And it’s not your birthday too, so…”

“Just shut up, Milton Myers! Did you know that you can be so annoying at times? Just sit down calmly and relax. Oh, and you need to straighten up your necktie. You want to look good later, trust me.” Magdalene snapped in just before Milton could even finish his sentence. Milton looked down on his tie and saw how crooked it was. Thanks to that abrupt exit from the firm, not to mention bumping into some innocent bystanders – he thought, as he straightened up his tie.

Milton slowly sank into his usual daydreaming trances – what is going on today? Magdalene was in an awfully good mood. Usually she is no more enthusiastic than your old tabby cat, which spends most of his time basking lazily under the sun. The only thing that usually throws her into overload is food. Not just any food. It has to be free food. FREE FOOD. However he had a gut feeling that no food joint in town is being extra generous as of today, he thought. Maybe she got an increase? Impossible. If she was going to get extra bucks, he was sure that he was going to be among the first to know about it. What else? Milton didn’t like the game of guessing. If it was morally right and civically sound, he would be extorting the answers from Magdalene right away. Maybe he would use Magdalene’s greatest fear against her, as a coercive force. Perhaps she will give in to him when he threatens her with a toy mouse. That thought alone provoked a slight giggle, as Milton imagines the probable consequences of such action.

“Mil, why are you laughing all of the sudden? What is so funny?” a curious Magdalene asked, looking outside the window as she maneuvered the car around the roundabout.

“Nothing. Simply.” Milton softly replied, with a smile.

“Mil, sometimes I just don’t understand what is going on in the silly head of yours.” Magdalene said bluntly.

“Well, for the record – you’ve said the same phrase twice already today.” Milton grumbled in response to her presumably condescending comment.

“You know Mag, I –“Milton’s words were cut short by his cell phone ringing.

“Nice ring tone you have there.” Magdalene remarked. It was Heidi Montag’s Body Language.

“Yes? No. Okay. Fine. No, I’m not going to be in until end of lunch hour. Emergency errands. Mag? Yes, she’s with me. Oh okay, no problems. Sure, I’ll tell her. Thanks Al. Hey, do you want anything from downtown? Since I am going there? Oh okay. Sure. See you around then. Bye.”

“Who was that?” Magdalene asked.

“It's Al from HR. He wanted to know whether I am still in my office. I guess he wanted to discuss about the upcoming Wize Project 2009. I was supposed to come up with a design theme to suit the whole thing. And Al wanted his ideas in too, although he was assigned to the human resource department,” Milton sighed, as he looked blankly to the outside view.

“Emergency errands?”

“Well, I don’t know what to make of our current situation. So I just told him I had emergency errands that need to be meted out A.S.A.P. Luckily he is not much of a nosey person, unlike some others.” Milton replied, with a slight giggle.

“And I heard my name being mentioned. What was that about?” Magdalene inquired.

“Oh, that. He said the materials you ordered from the publishing house have just arrived, and he sent those to your secretary – since your office was barred shut.” Milton answered non-chalantly.

“Wow – that’s good news! Now I can work on the advertising ad for the Wize Project. Well, I needed those since the boss wanted some specific “moments” incorporated into the ad.” Magdalene smirked.

“I hope you didn’t order something from Russia! God forbid, he will go berserk talking about motherlands and vodka!” Milton remarked, as both of them burst out in fits of laughter.

“Well Milton, here we are!” Magdalene said as she swerved the car into a parking lot, and the car came to a sudden halt.

“The Four Seasons? Are we having their lunch specials? I thought you said their appetizers were not appetizing at all, and I remember you said you despised their halibut in wine –“Milton said to Magdalene in a very surprised tone, before she butted in.

“No, we are not here for the lunch. Some people are expecting us here. You’ll be surprised!” Magdalene exclaimed, as she grabbed her cell phone and started to call somebody.

“Hey, we are here already. Where are you guys? Sweet. Let’s meet in the lobby then, and I have a clueless Milton tagging along. Yeah, sure. Okay then.” Magdalene put her cell phone back in her handbag and gestured to Milton.

“C’mon Mil, make it snappy. Snap-snap!” she said, as she snapped her fingers twice.

“Okay, I’m coming! Sheesh.” Milton grumbled.

Who could that be? Milton asked himself. He had no idea of whom is he going to expect at the lobby of that grand hotel. Maybe some big shot executive who is interested in my latest design projects, or maybe some major event organizers looking for the right design theme – who knows? A list of probable, or more correct to say – profitable people, raced across his mind like a bullet train whizzing through a tunnel.

Upon reaching the Four Season’s magnificent entrance, Milton and Magdalene were warmly greeted by doormen as they opened the doors for them.

“Surprise!!!”

Milton thought he heard the 2 distinctive yet familiar voices shouting from afar. Obviously they were not people from his imaginary list earlier.

“Oh. My. God.”

And Milton got the shock of his life. A pleasant shock, that is.

Sunday, September 6

Black Roses


Black Roses
Written by Maksim Markusevich

This is a story about 4 different people with different backgrounds brought together by a twist of fate. In time they discovered that they were leading complicated love lives: one was juggling multiple lovers at the same time, the other was struggling to maintain a long-distance relationship whilst secretly indulging physically with unknown people, another was dealing with unrequited love with a best friend, and the last one was having every imaginable problem jumbled up.